Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

In attempts to shed a bit of humor on a sensitive subject, below is a list for similarities between Christmas and the hurricane season.
Number Ten: Decorating the house (with plywood).
Number Nine: Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season.
Number Eight: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
Number Seven: Regular TV shows pre-empted for ‘Specials’.
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